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Kaos Caps

Kaos Caps

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Just mints? More like grind fuel.
Kaos Caps are built for founders pulling 16-hour days, investors closing deals across time zones, and operators who still train before dawn.
From high-stakes meetings to high-rep sets, they’re designed to crush fatigue—so you can outthink, outwork, and outlast anyone in your lane.

What is in Kaos caps?

Caffeine (for closing deals), L-Theanine (for boardroom clarity), and B-vitamins (for relentless execution). No sugar, no crash, no rookies.

When should I take them?

5 minutes before: (a) a pitch, (b) a PR lift, or (c) that 2 a.m. investor call.

Not Unhinged enough? Send it back.

Unopened packs only. Once you break the seal, you’re all-in on the grind.

  • Fuel without the crash
  • Kaos approved
  • 100% natural formula
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Outwork ๏ Outlast ๏ Rewrite

Energy for the relentless elite

No rest? No problem. Balance is a myth, and you're the prime example of that.

Lab-tested. Kaos approved.

Backed by science. Proven by chaos. They’ve been lab-tested for impact and pushed to the edge by real-world lunatics.

Before you pop one...

How long does the energy last?

4-6 hours of surgical focus. Side effects may include: finishing your to-do list, writing a manifesto, or buying more Kaos Caps.

Are these vegan/gluten-free?

Yes. Unless your definition of ‘vegan’ excludes crushing chaos.

Can I take these with alcohol?

Technically, yes. Ethically? We don't endorse mixing power-ups with poison.

Why mints and not pills?

Pills are for the hospital, mints are for the battlefield.

Are these addictive?

Less than success. More than your ex.