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Kaos caps
Kaos caps
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Just mints? Hardly. Kaos caps are stealth-designed armored energy—forged for raves that bleed into dawn, deadlifts after deadlines, and hustlers who laugh at the concept of burning out. Wether it's 7 hours of deep work or a full ultra-marathon, they are tailored to push you beyond your limits, so you'll outwork, outlast, and rewrite the rules of what is conventional.
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How many of these should I take?
How many of these should I take?
Start with one. If you're still human after 30 minutes, escalate to two. Max three per 6 hours, unless you're speedrunning life.
Will they make me jittery like coffee?
Will they make me jittery like coffee?
Never. We replaced anxiety with pure, unfiltered chaotic focus. L-Theanine balances caffeine like a sniper's steady breath.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
Globally. Because genius (or madness) isn't bound by borders.





Energy for the relentless elite
Outwork ๏ Outlast ๏ Rewrite rules


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FAQ
What is in Kaos caps?
Caffeine (for the grind), L-Theanine (for the focus), and B-vitamins (for the godmode). No sugar, no crash, no cowards.
When should I take them?
5 minutes before: (a) a deadline, (b) a deadlift, or (c) pushing past your limits.
How long does the energy last?
4-6 hours of surgical focus. Side effects may include: finishing your to-do list, writing a manifesto, or buying more Kaos Caps.
Are these vegan/gluten-free?
Yes. Unless your definition of ‘vegan’ excludes crushing chaos.
Can I take these with alcohol?
Technically, yes. Ethically? We don't endorse mixing power-ups with poison.
Why mints and not pills?
Pills are for the hospital, mints are for the battlefield.
Are these addictive?
Less than success. More than your ex.