Kaos Caps
Kaos Caps
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Just mints? Hardly.
Kaos Caps are precision-forged energy rounds—built for raves that bleed into sunrise, deadlifts after deadlines, and the maniacs who treat burnout like a dare.
Whether it’s 7 hours of deep work or a full-blown ultramarathon, they’re engineered to push past your limits—so you can outwork, outlast, and obliterate what’s considered normal.
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What is in Kaos caps?
What is in Kaos caps?
Caffeine (for the grind), L-Theanine (for the focus), and B-vitamins (for the godmode). No sugar, no crash, no cowards.
When should I take them?
When should I take them?
5 minutes before: (a) a deadline, (b) a deadlift, or (c) pushing past your limits.
Not Unhinged enough? Send it back.
Not Unhinged enough? Send it back.
Unopened packs only. Once you break the seal, you're in it for the ride.
- Fuel without the crash
- Kaos approved
- 100% natural formula




Outwork ๏ Outlast ๏ Rewrite

Energy for the relentless elite
No rest? No problem. Balance is a myth, and you're the prime example of that.


Lab-tested. Kaos approved.
Backed by science. Proven by chaos. They’ve been lab-tested for impact and pushed to the edge by real-world lunatics.
Before you pop one...
How long does the energy last?
4-6 hours of surgical focus. Side effects may include: finishing your to-do list, writing a manifesto, or buying more Kaos Caps.
Are these vegan/gluten-free?
Yes. Unless your definition of ‘vegan’ excludes crushing chaos.
Can I take these with alcohol?
Technically, yes. Ethically? We don't endorse mixing power-ups with poison.
Why mints and not pills?
Pills are for the hospital, mints are for the battlefield.
Are these addictive?
Less than success. More than your ex.