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Kaos caps

Kaos caps

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Just mints? Hardly. Kaos caps are stealth-designed armored energy—forged for raves that bleed into dawn, deadlifts after deadlines, and hustlers who laugh at the concept of burning out. Wether it's 7 hours of deep work or a full ultra-marathon, they are tailored to push you beyond your limits, so you'll outwork, outlast, and rewrite the rules of what is conventional. 

How many of these should I take?

Start with one. If you're still human after 30 minutes, escalate to two. Max three per 6 hours, unless you're speedrunning life.

Will they make me jittery like coffee?

Never. We replaced anxiety with pure, unfiltered chaotic focus. L-Theanine balances caffeine like a sniper's steady breath.

Do you ship internationally?

Globally. Because genius (or madness) isn't bound by borders.

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Energy for the relentless elite

Outwork ๏ Outlast ๏ Rewrite rules

Even scientists trust us

FAQ

What is in Kaos caps?

Caffeine (for the grind), L-Theanine (for the focus), and B-vitamins (for the godmode). No sugar, no crash, no cowards.

When should I take them?

5 minutes before: (a) a deadline, (b) a deadlift, or (c) pushing past your limits.

How long does the energy last?

4-6 hours of surgical focus. Side effects may include: finishing your to-do list, writing a manifesto, or buying more Kaos Caps.

Are these vegan/gluten-free?

Yes. Unless your definition of ‘vegan’ excludes crushing chaos.

Can I take these with alcohol?

Technically, yes. Ethically? We don't endorse mixing power-ups with poison.

Why mints and not pills?

Pills are for the hospital, mints are for the battlefield.

Are these addictive?

Less than success. More than your ex.