We exist for the relentlessly obsessed, those who laugh at limits then break past them. We're not here for half-measures and easy-outs—this is fuel forged in the fire of all-nighters, last-minute sprints, and moments when the world says Stop but you're just getting started. No concessions, no apologies, just enough audacity to outlast the clock.
Kaos caps
Dominate chaos with unreasonable energy and unhinged focus.
Fuel to burn. Focus to outlast. No apologies, no crashes.
How we got here
The grind broke me
7 espressos deep, hands shaking over emails. The grind demanded fuel, but coffee left me cracked out—not crushing it. I needed the energy without the crash, so I built it.
The wall hit back
Gym sessions after all-nighters? Coffee made me nauseous mid-squat. I needed focus that didn't quit when my muscles did. So I built it.
The crash was brutal
Raving till sunrise, then straight to meetings. Caffeine headaches were my punishment for living loud. I refused to choose between all-night energy and next-day clarity.
The fix is here
KaosCandy started here. No crashes, no compromises. Energy for the obsessed—whether you're working, lifting, or dancing through dawn. Chaos wins.
FAQ
What is in Kaos caps?
Caffeine (for the grind), L-Theanine (for the focus), and B-vitamins (for the godmode). No sugar, no crash, no cowards.
When should I take them?
5 minutes before: (a) a deadline, (b) a deadlift, or (c) pushing past your limits.
How long does the energy last?
4-6 hours of surgical focus. Side effects may include: finishing your to-do list, writing a manifesto, or buying more Kaos Caps.
Are these vegan/gluten-free?
Yes. Unless your definition of ‘vegan’ excludes crushing chaos.
Can I take these with alcohol?
Technically, yes. Ethically? We don't endorse mixing power-ups with poison.
Why mints and not pills?
Pills are for the hospital, mints are for the battlefield.
Are these addictive?
Less than success. More than your ex.
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